Simply the most important and influential dialogue ever committed to tape.
"and now, back to topless darts at Roehampton".
"I said, 'Dolly, you've tested me in the past..."
"and I said, with all the dignity I could muster, 'Is this a way to run a ballroom ?'"
"um de dum dum dum and now to top our bill, the one the only, the cuddly and bouncy, massive... massive Alfie Noakes !"