Simply the most important and influential dialogue ever committed to tape.

"and now, back to topless darts at Roehampton".


"I said, 'Dolly, you've tested me in the past..."


"and I said, with all the dignity I could muster, 'Is this a way to run a ballroom ?'"


"um de dum dum dum and now to top our bill, the one the only, the cuddly and bouncy, massive... massive Alfie Noakes !"